Oi Polloi Boy

The Stockport Street Sweeper
With his own starting 11
Of his favourite selection of jackets
With plenty of subs that he could mention

A Haglöfs hug
A Cabourn collab
More Neil Summers
Than rice and three and Proper Mag

An orange chore jacket
Of Paul, from Paul
A self-confessed Parka Head
This Blossom has quite the haul

Surely that’s the dream
The wife contributing to your unhealthy habit?
Buying you new gear from Sanderson and Lawson Limited
A wardrobe to match City’s trophy cabinet

Sporting a Tella Stella, with a pint can of Stella
Walks with Pep in the Peaks, climbing with a mate
A man of adventure, a doer not a dreamer
On a trajectory to be a true SK great

by Working Class Poet