My Man, Del

Because he’s oh so charming
Because he’s oh so charismatic
With a Stuart’s Sergio track top,
He’s a casual fanatic

Because he’s best buds with Bez
Because he’s a co-star with Danny Dyer
With his socials, he’s always popping-up,
He’s the Spezial town crier

Because he’s at every gig
Because he’s at Soccer AM
With his adidas attic,
He’s a real-life, prized gem

And if you don’t know him already
I’m sure your time will come
To be blessed with the man, his presence
If you’re lucky, become his chum

by Working Class Poet