Because Cardiff is the Bollox

As kick-off came in Cardiff
Fans flocked to see their Kings
From each corner of the globe
Every lyric they would sing

Manchester in the area
Brothers hand-in-hand
A shot that captivated the world
With Oasis, we all stand

An illustrious list of gig-goers
The stars were there to witness
Rock ‘n’ roll royalty of the highest order
Some might say, the best in the business

There was Metallica drummer, Lars
Cara. Fucking. Delevingne
New doctor of the Surgery, Serge
Another doctor by the name of, Who, also seen

That norty fella, Danny Dyer
Maverick man, Joey Cole
Chorley FM’s Vernon Kay
And Newport boys on the dole

‘Cause this band excludes no one
They’re for all – for you, for me
A Gwyther Gals’ masterplan
That the world’s invited to see

So with Bonehead’s last Welsh cake
And a builder’s cup of tea
Everyone vowed it was sterling success
In the holy land that is Cymru

by Working Class Poet